the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
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