How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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