I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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