OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
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so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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