Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
it hurts more in the daytime
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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