...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
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Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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