I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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