she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
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Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
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