Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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