I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
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I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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