There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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