found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
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I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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