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i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
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I still have a little drunk in my system
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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