can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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