In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
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I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
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He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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