They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
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I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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