hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
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I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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