My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
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At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
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we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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