so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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