oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
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