First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
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Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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