so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
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pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
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I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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