He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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