i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
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Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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