Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
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ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
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