I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
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This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
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I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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