Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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