Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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