How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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