There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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