i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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