sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
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He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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