i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
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Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
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That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Somewhere out there, on several phones belonging to strangers, exists a video of me rapping Baby Got Back on stage in four inch heels that I stole from the drag queen. Also I made out with the chick with the octopus tattoo.
You have the best birthdays
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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