But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
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I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
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Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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