Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
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tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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