I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
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I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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