We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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