I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
please don't ironically join a cult
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