Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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