Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
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he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
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The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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