i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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