this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
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Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
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Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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