i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Need sex. Gaining weight.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
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i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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