Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
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Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Your penis caused this!
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