lets start a swedish sibling band together
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
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The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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