Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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