did you get engaged???
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
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i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
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I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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