You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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