It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
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I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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