Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
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I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
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My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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